Smart Sentences!
1. God is real, unless declared integer 
2. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.
3. Death is hereditary 
4. There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side 
5. An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
6. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
7. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
8. When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
9. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come 
10. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else 
11. Well done is better than well said
12. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking 8)
13.Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
14. If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
15. Where there’s a will there are five hundred relatives.
16. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die
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November 10th, 2011 at 7:10 am
‘ Failure isn’t failure if a lesson from it is learned ‘
July 9th, 2010 at 3:24 pm
Life is half spent before we know what it is.
January 14th, 2010 at 10:37 pm
yup!nice sentences!
December 6th, 2009 at 8:28 am
in answer to WIM’s comment, God didn’t leave this place a long time ago….He left it to us, no passing the buck there!!
December 1st, 2009 at 11:42 am
Not all of these are witty. Especially the first. Integers ARE real. An integer is any number that is not a fraction, including zero. It would have only been clever had it said something to the effect of “God is real, unless multiplied by the square root of negative one.”
August 16th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
i don’t like you either but brick walls are there for a reason.
theyre there so i can run over them.
brick walls=problems(you)
September 27th, 2008 at 1:55 am
if life hands you lemons. SQUEEZ them in peoples eyes…
September 20th, 2008 at 2:08 am
they are good….
June 21st, 2008 at 5:20 am
hauhauah – great sentences!! but there should be more of them…
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June 7th, 2008 at 4:45 am
“God is real, unless declared integer” hahahahahahahhaahhahahahha
February 18th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
all these are really cool
January 21st, 2008 at 10:55 pm
here is a smart comment
“I wouldn’t find water if i only fell out of a canoe”
November 15th, 2007 at 6:06 am
Here is a simple joke;
A skeleton goes to a bar; It orders a
“BEER and a MOP”
Lol!!!
September 2nd, 2007 at 12:23 am
sometimes i wonder if god would forgive us of what we’re doing to the world , and as i sit back I realise God left this place long time ago..
June 7th, 2007 at 11:14 am
vow! really these are very Mindblowing as well as witty sentences!!
it brings smile on the disaponited persons.
May 5th, 2007 at 7:20 pm
you need a deck of cards to see whats in a man…
a heart,to love one
a dimond, to marry one
a clubb, to hit one
and a spade, to burry teh blo–y b–t–d
April 10th, 2007 at 12:11 am
love is a war, easy to start hard to end and imposible to forget.
September 30th, 2006 at 12:03 pm
nice ones !