Road to hell . . .
One day while walking down the street a highly
successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit
by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven
where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter
himself. “Welcome to Heaven,” said St. Peter.
“Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem.
You see, strangely enough, we’ve never once had a
Human Resources Manager make it this far and we’re not
really sure what to
do with you.”
“No problem, just let me in,” said the woman.*
*”Well, I’d like to, but I have higher orders. What
we’re going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a
day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one
you want to spend an eternity in.”
“Actually, I think I’ve made up my mind, I prefer to
stay in Heaven”, said the woman
“Sorry, we have rules…”
And with that St. Peter put the executive in an
elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors
opened and she found herself stepping out onto the
putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the
distance was a country club and standing in front of
her were all her friends – fellow executives that she
had worked with and they were well dressed in evening
gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her
on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They
played an excellent round of golf and at night went to
the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak
and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually
a really nice guy (kind of cute)and she had a great
time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a
good time that before she knew it, it was time to
leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as
she got on the elevator. The elevator went up-up-up
and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St.Peter waiting for her.
“Now it’s time to spend a day in heaven,” he said. So
she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds
and playing the harp and singing. She had great time
and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St.
Peter came and got her.
“So, you’ve spent a day in hell and you’ve spent a day
in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity,” The
woman paused for a second and then replied, “Well, I
never thought I’d say this, I mean, Heaven has been
really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell.” So
St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she
went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of
the elevator opened she found herself standing in a
desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She
saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking
up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came
up to her and put his arm around her. “I don’t
understand,” stammered the woman, “yesterday I was
here and there was a golf course and a country club
and we ate lobster and we danced and
had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of
garbage and all my friends look miserable.”
The Devil looked at her smiled and told… 
“Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you’re an
Employee..”*
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