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A Chinese man went into a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks.
At the counter, he was amazed to see that he was sitting next to the famous Hollywood director, Steven Spielberg.

After a round of beer the Chinese sensed that the famous producer was
glaring at him. Suddenly, in a flash the Chinese crashed down from his
stool, felled by a vicious punch from the Director. Picking himself up, he
yelled, “What the hell was that for?”
The director ranted: “That’s for the bombing of Pearl harbor, you##@!!*#!
My dad perished in that bombing!”
“I am not Japanese, you stupid **~##!?*! I am Chinese!”
“Yeah yeah yeah…Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, you are all the same“,
retorted Spielberg.
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Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double
from the bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and
delivered a mighty punch to the director,sending him flat onto the floor.

“What was that for?” exclaimed the director. “That’s for sinking the
Titanic! I had ancestors on that ship!” the Chinese replied.

“You ignorant chink! The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!” shouted the
director.
“Yeah yeah yeah…Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg,………………..you
are all the same!“

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Tags: CHINA, perl harbor, titanic

This entry was posted on Thursday, July 8th, 2004 at 7:42 pm and is filed under General, Nonstop Nonsense, fun.

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