Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a
fourth and they start arguing about who’s right.
You are in Kolkata

Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them
and walks on.
That’s Mumbai

Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to
make peace.The first two get together & beat him up.
That’s Delhi

Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes
along and quietly opens a tea-stall
That’s Ahmedabad.

Scenario 5 (the best)
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes he writes a
software program to stop the fight. But the fight doesn’t stop b’cos
of a bug in the program.
That’s Bangalore

Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes
along and quietly says that “AMMA” doesn’t like all this nonsense.
Peace comes in.
That’s Chennai.

Scenario 7
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call
their friends on mobile. Now the whole state is fighting.
You are DEFINITELY IN BIHAR