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1) A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.

Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question?

2) Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette.

You don’t have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

3) Question: Whatz a PJ ?

Answer: Obviously “a poor joke”

Question: Whatz a (P + i J)?

Answer: “complex poor joke”

But why don’t people laugh on a “complex poor joke” ?

4) What would u call a Gal who never laughs….?

5) Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari, RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and

RaamChuri fell down from the wall !!!… WHY ???

6) In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How?

7) A man is riding on his bike through a very dense forest in the evening.

After about an hour he sees a peacock appear all of a sudden in the way and the peacock is smiling at him.

The man feels its kinda weird and carries on traveling. Another hour passes and he sees the same peacock again in the middle of the road smiling at him.

The man is a little scared now, but says to himself that he is just tired and is just imagining things and carries on with his ride.

Yet another hour passes and he finds the peacock again appearing out of nowhere smiling at him………Why is this happening?????

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