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Computer Shayari !

Arz kiya hai…..

Code bante hain … Release ka sama hota hai…
Aise mausam mein hi to bugs jawan hota hai …
Dil ki khunnas manager jabaan se nahi kehte …
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai …
(wah wah … wah wah :lol: )

Shayad mere pyar ko
test karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye…

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga…

Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo…
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo..

Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning…
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
jaise 10 errors aur 5 warning..

Kal jab mile thhe
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found!

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I dont like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space.

Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya server down.

Jabse meri zindagi mein,
aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya mailbox, kya e-mail.

Dil se ek ishq ki
application create kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se debug karna
mein wait kar raha hoon.

Nazar mein to kai hain
aur shaayad lonely hain,
Problem yehi hai ki voh
ab read only hain.

Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection
time out ho gaya.

Tere aankon ka nasha mujhe gayal kiya
Tere aankon ka nasha mujhe gayal kiya
Are yaar pi kar drive kyon kiya

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32 Responses to “Computer Shayari !”

  1. May 26th, 2012 at 9:49 pm

    kRISHNA says:

    WINDOWS IS MY FRND
    ANDROID IS MY SEXY GIRLFRND
    LINUX IS MY WIFE

  2. December 26th, 2010 at 2:04 am

    bhavesh r mepani says:

    Kal jab mile thhe
    to dil mein hua ek sound.
    Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
    your file not found!

  3. August 28th, 2010 at 4:38 pm

    Hemant says:

    Kaha koi kitab aisi jispe dil loota dete,
    Har ek Subjct ne dimag chata
    kis-kis ko nipata dete,
    AAre$$$ Yar ……..
    Aaj sylabus dekha to khayal aya’
    10 din aur hote to Univrcity hila dete.

  4. November 20th, 2009 at 12:13 am

    kamlendra kumar says:

    you are very minded

  5. November 5th, 2009 at 3:06 am

    Pargat Singh says:

    Pyari si morning mein, pyare se mausam mein,
    pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaon mein,
    sabse pyare insaan ko Good Morning!

  6. November 5th, 2009 at 3:06 am

    Pargat Singh says:

    Hum kabhi apno se khafa nahi ho sakte,
    Dosti k riste bevafa ho nahi sakte,
    aap bhale hame bhula k so jao…..
    hum aapko GOOD MORNING kahe bina din saruaat nahi karte.

  7. November 5th, 2009 at 3:03 am

    Pargat Singh says:

    Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
    man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
    najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
    is liye cell ko Dil k paas rakhte hai.

    call:-9914909449

  8. November 5th, 2009 at 3:01 am

    Pargat Singh says:

    Hum tumhi se pyar kerte the,
    tumhi se pyaar kerte hain,
    yahi hamari adat hai aur aadat kab badalti hai.

  9. November 5th, 2009 at 3:00 am

    Pargat Singh says:

    Kisi k “PYAR” ko bhulana na aya hume,
    Kisi k “DIL” ko dukhana n aya hume,
    Kisi ki “YAAD” me tadpna to seekh Liya ! Magar apni YAAD” me kisi ko tadpana na aya hume.

  10. November 5th, 2009 at 3:00 am

    Pargat Singh says:

    Tum se Roj milne ko Dil chahta hai,
    kuch sunane aur sunane ko Dil chahta hai,
    Hai tumhare manane ka andaz aisa ki,
    fir se ruth jane ko Dil chahta hai…

  11. November 5th, 2009 at 2:59 am

    Pargat Singh says:

    Hume Hasne-Hasane ki aadat hai, Nazron se Nazar Milane ki aadat hai,
    Par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili, Jinhe nazar Zhukake Sharmane ki Aadat hai.

  12. September 30th, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    Dilip says:

    SABAS BHAI KAMAL KARTE HO!

  13. August 17th, 2009 at 6:19 pm

    Ruturajsinh says:

    Daulat hai mujkojaan se pyari daulat ke liya
    kurban kar du yari
    sach kaho
    TUMHI TO HO DAULAT HAMARI.

  14. June 27th, 2009 at 10:16 pm

    sajid says:

    apne zindgi to udas hai humein kahan jee ne ki ass hain ,lagta hain ke mouth apne pass hain zindagi phir bi keheti hain ruk ja unki aane ki ass hain

  15. June 19th, 2009 at 2:02 am

    nikunj says:

    and now in 2009…
    aaj ka londa ye kehta hum to bismill thak gaye..
    apni azadi to bus ab londiya k dil me hai.

    sarfaroshi ki tammana ab hamare dil me hai.
    dekhna he jor kitna baju-e-katil me he.

  16. July 23rd, 2008 at 6:01 pm

    meenakshi says:

    Gul main Gul Khilte hai Gul ke Patte Jhadte Hai
    Sacche Ashiq to Milte Nahi tum Jaise ullu ke Pathe milte Hain

  17. December 14th, 2007 at 2:14 am

    Anonymous says:

    Durr se agar kele ka chilka dikhta hai, to paas jaane ki kya zarrurat hai?? Kis tareeke ke shayyir ho tu?

  18. July 17th, 2007 at 3:01 pm

    manjunath says:

    you r just great .

  19. June 2nd, 2007 at 5:57 pm

    pande says:

    Yes I removed that shayari…

  20. June 2nd, 2007 at 12:44 pm

    zohaib says:

    Mat pee sharab………………………….
    ………………………….
    who ever has published the above sher is a great sinner….
    must say he is a fool…
    plz remove it…
    thanx…

  21. March 4th, 2007 at 12:39 am

    Anonymous says:

    lucky_friend_007@yahoo.co.in
    brother
    really hats off 2 u
    aaj kal logon ki soch yehi hoti jaa rahi hai

  22. September 22nd, 2006 at 11:54 pm

    Anonymous says:

    AT THE TIME OF 1940s————
    ——————

    Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamare dil mein hai,
    Dekhna hai zor kitna bazue katil mein hai.

    Karta nahi kyon doosra kuch batcheet,
    Dekhta hu main jise wah chup teri mehfil mein hai.

    Ai shaheed-e-mulkomillat main tere uppar nisar,
    ab teri himmat ka charcha gair ki mehfil mein hai.

    Waqt ane de bata denge tujhe ai asma,
    hum abhi se kya bataein kya hamare dil mein hai.

    Khech kar lai hai sabko katla hone ki umeed,
    ashikon ka aaj jamghat kucha-e-katil mein hai.

    Dekhna hai zor kitna bazue katil mein hai,
    Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamare dil mein hai

    AND NOW IN 2006——————————————————

    azadi ke suraj ko aaj grahan kyun lag gaya,
    yeah gulami ka diya fir se kyun jag gaya,
    aaj bathe hum sabhi ban CHUHE, apni bill mein hai,
    sarfroshi ki tamnna aaj kiske dil mein hai?????????

    ek inquilab ke liye jaan dedi surviro ne ,
    aaj arjun mar gaya hai khud apne hi tiro se,
    dosti ka nakab oure kayee DUSHMAN hamari mehfil mein hai ,
    sarfroshi ki tamnna aaj kiske dil mein hai????

    dekh kar FANSI ka fanda tha jhine bhi kampta,
    aaj vo is jahan se kyun ho gaye hai lapta’,
    thondta hu sochkar ki ve bathe meri mehfil mein hai’
    sarfroshi ki tamnna aaj kiske dil mein hai????

    ek taraf yeah Raajneta desh ko hai nochte,
    ek taraf hum sabhi bas apne baare mein sochte,
    is AZAD MULK mein hum vahi karte hai jo hamare DIL mein ha,
    sarfroshi ki tamnna aaj kiske dil mein hai????

    ghuskhori aur CURRUPTION sabhi ko milta yahaan ashiyaan,
    azadi ko hai taraste yeah zameen yeah aasma,
    DESH ko TERI zaroorat desh bada mushkil mein hai,
    sarfroshi ki tamnna aaj kiske dil mein hai????

    woh kehte hai ki —
    “ab bhi jiska khoon nahi khola khon nahi woh paani hai-
    jo desh ke kaam na aaye woh bekar jawani hai”
    lekin unneh kya pata ki aaj ke naujwano ki jaan toh,
    kisi GORE MUKHDE ke dil mein hai,
    sarfroshi ki tamnna aaj kiske dil mein hai????

    ———————————————————————————————–ITS LUCKY …..IF U WAMMA BE MY FRIEND THEN JUST MAIL ME lucky_friend_007@yahoo.co.in

  23. August 30th, 2006 at 6:05 pm

    pande says:

    Khuda kare humaari dosti aisi ho !
    Ki Chot tumhe lage aur dard mujhe ho !
    Dil tumhaara dhadke aur dhadkan meri ho !
    Naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho ;-)

  24. June 28th, 2006 at 9:43 pm

    sony saddowali says:

    100 bewafai kabul hai 1 wafai ke liye,
    100 ansu kabul hai 1 hansi ke liye,
    Hum to mohtaz hai aapki dosti ke,
    100 dushman kabul hai aapki dosti ke liye

  25. March 1st, 2006 at 12:26 am

    Bangalore_Kumar says:

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  26. February 4th, 2005 at 10:10 am

    shadab says:

    use jis din se dheka hum hum na rahe,
    use jis din se dheka hum hum na rahe ,
    who kise aur ke hogaye aur hum kise bhi kaam
    ke na rahe.

  27. May 13th, 2004 at 6:53 am

    RAHUL says:

    Teri LOVELY EYES ne
    mujpe ek EFFECT kiya hai,
    ki maine sabko REJECT karke
    tujko SELECT kiya hai!
    SELECT kiya maine pyar se
    Dil nahi todna mera INKAAR se!!

  28. May 13th, 2004 at 6:53 am

    RAHUL says:

    Ek Be-wafa ke Zakham Pe Marham Lagane Hum Gaye
    Marham ki kasam, Marham na mila,
    Marham ki jagah Mar…hum…gaye…..

  29. April 23rd, 2004 at 5:49 pm

    Anonymous says:

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  30. April 23rd, 2004 at 5:47 pm

    Anonymous says:

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    Wo bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge

  31. April 15th, 2004 at 5:18 pm

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  32. April 8th, 2004 at 5:59 pm

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