Computer Shayari !
Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha ta to tumko deka
Kal jab rasthe pe ja raha ta to tumko deka
aur socha tum garse mat niklo, tum ghar se mat niklo,
Agar Nikal gayi to ye bedard zamana kahegi
Who let the dogs out…
Aaaj mein upar aasman niche
Aaaj mein upar aasman niche
Are yaar,ye flight kab land karega
Na koyi umang hai
Na koyi tarang hai
Maintenance ke project hai
Bugs kya kam hai…
log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati
are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo hame neend bahut aati hai
tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
ghanti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge.
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi josh ke sath!
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shor ke sath!
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
Woh ankhh baddi pyaree thi.
Joh hum ne mare thi,
Woh sandal baadi bharee thi.
joh ussne maari thi
jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
jise pyaar kiya woh paris chali gayi
dil ne kaha ae jaalim khudkhushi kar le
bijli ko haath lagaya bijli chali gayi.
AAP KI YAAD ME MAINE KALAM UTHA HI LIYA.
KAGAZ PER AAP KI TASVEER BANAI.
SOCHA THA KI DIL SE LAGA KAR RAKHENGE.
PER WO TO BACHHO(CHILD)KO DARANE KE KAAM AAI.
durr se dekha to kucch nazar nahin aa raha tha
durr se dekha to kucch nazar nahin aa raha tha
paas gaya to wohan kucch tha hi nahi
duur se dekha toh kele ka chilka tha
durr se dekha toh kele ka chilka tha
paas jake dekha toh kele ka chilka hi tha…..
jis ke dil main dard ho usse dildar khete hain…
jis ke sir main dard ho usse sardar khete hain..
tuhar chehera hamar moti ke samaan
tuhar chehera hamar moti ke saaman
moti humre kutte ka naam!!!!!!
Ye chand bhi kya hasin sitam dhata hai!!
Ye chand bhi kya hasin sitam dhata hai!!
bachpan mein mama, aur jawani mein sanam nazar aata hai!!
Bakri Chadi Pahaad par
Bakri Chadi Pahaad Par
Aur Doosri Taraf se utar gayi
Ishq Ne galib ko Nanga Kardiya
Varna Usko bi Ek Kapde ka Dookan Hota
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achi hai,
Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai
Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi
Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The
Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi
Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi
Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi
Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein,
Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai …
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere
dil mein khayal aata hai??
Munder pe baitha hai kabootar
Munder pe baitha hai kabootar
Kabootar ja ja ja ……
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain
Tum aa gaye ho,
Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno cinema chalen.
Itni raat gaye Kyon apni qhabar khod raha hai Galib
Itni raat gaye kyon apni qhabar khod raha hai Galib
La, phawda muze de de !!
Badli hai duniya , kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon
Pahle trainee tha ab S/W Engr ho gaya hoon
Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
Ke Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
aur khuda tumse puche..
Abe gadhe… ab utrega kaise
Kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke
Jaan bhi mango to hajir hai
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai
Aur mango to inkar karte hai?
Ek sher sunata hoon bade dhyan se suno
Mujhe shayari aati nahin kisi aur se suno
Kashmir ke angoor bade katte hote hai
Meri shaiyari padne wale woolu ke patte hote hai
Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
Yun aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
Sidhe upar chale aan
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske Dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun…
Phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga
Tumhaara chehraa moti samaan ..
Tumhaara chehraa moti samaan…
Moti hamaar kutte ka naam
Kash mere dardo ki tujhe aisi sajaa mile,
tujhe aayi ho badi jor se susu, aur kahin karne ki jagah na mile
Tajmahal kya cheez hai,
isse badi imarat banaunga
Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi,
tuzhe to mein zinda dafnaunga
angdayi woh leti hai dum mera nikal jata hai,
andayi woh leti hai dum mera nikal jata hai,
are o zalim deo lagane mein tera kya jata hai
Before Marriage
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti
After marriage
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon
Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon
Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib…
Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib…
La, phawda mujhe de
TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI
Wo Aandhi Ki Tharah Aayee Aur Thoofaaan Ki Tharah Chalee Gayee
Mein Sindhoor Leke Khada Tha , Wo Rakhee Bandh Kar Chalee Gayee!!!
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December 26th, 2010 at 2:04 am
Kal jab mile thhe
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
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August 28th, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Kaha koi kitab aisi jispe dil loota dete,
Har ek Subjct ne dimag chata
kis-kis ko nipata dete,
AAre$$$ Yar ……..
Aaj sylabus dekha to khayal aya’
10 din aur hote to Univrcity hila dete.
November 20th, 2009 at 12:13 am
you are very minded
November 5th, 2009 at 3:06 am
Pyari si morning mein, pyare se mausam mein,
pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaon mein,
sabse pyare insaan ko Good Morning!
November 5th, 2009 at 3:06 am
Hum kabhi apno se khafa nahi ho sakte,
Dosti k riste bevafa ho nahi sakte,
aap bhale hame bhula k so jao…..
hum aapko GOOD MORNING kahe bina din saruaat nahi karte.
November 5th, 2009 at 3:03 am
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko Dil k paas rakhte hai.
call:-9914909449
November 5th, 2009 at 3:01 am
Hum tumhi se pyar kerte the,
tumhi se pyaar kerte hain,
yahi hamari adat hai aur aadat kab badalti hai.
November 5th, 2009 at 3:00 am
Kisi k “PYAR” ko bhulana na aya hume,
Kisi k “DIL” ko dukhana n aya hume,
Kisi ki “YAAD” me tadpna to seekh Liya ! Magar apni YAAD” me kisi ko tadpana na aya hume.
November 5th, 2009 at 3:00 am
Tum se Roj milne ko Dil chahta hai,
kuch sunane aur sunane ko Dil chahta hai,
Hai tumhare manane ka andaz aisa ki,
fir se ruth jane ko Dil chahta hai…
November 5th, 2009 at 2:59 am
Hume Hasne-Hasane ki aadat hai, Nazron se Nazar Milane ki aadat hai,
Par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili, Jinhe nazar Zhukake Sharmane ki Aadat hai.
September 30th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
SABAS BHAI KAMAL KARTE HO!
August 17th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
Daulat hai mujkojaan se pyari daulat ke liya
kurban kar du yari
sach kaho
TUMHI TO HO DAULAT HAMARI.
June 27th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
apne zindgi to udas hai humein kahan jee ne ki ass hain ,lagta hain ke mouth apne pass hain zindagi phir bi keheti hain ruk ja unki aane ki ass hain
June 19th, 2009 at 2:02 am
and now in 2009…
aaj ka londa ye kehta hum to bismill thak gaye..
apni azadi to bus ab londiya k dil me hai.
sarfaroshi ki tammana ab hamare dil me hai.
dekhna he jor kitna baju-e-katil me he.
July 23rd, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Gul main Gul Khilte hai Gul ke Patte Jhadte Hai
Sacche Ashiq to Milte Nahi tum Jaise ullu ke Pathe milte Hain
December 14th, 2007 at 2:14 am
Durr se agar kele ka chilka dikhta hai, to paas jaane ki kya zarrurat hai?? Kis tareeke ke shayyir ho tu?
July 17th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
you r just great .
June 2nd, 2007 at 5:57 pm
Yes I removed that shayari…
June 2nd, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Mat pee sharab………………………….
………………………….
who ever has published the above sher is a great sinner….
must say he is a fool…
plz remove it…
thanx…
March 4th, 2007 at 12:39 am
lucky_friend_007@yahoo.co.in
brother
really hats off 2 u
aaj kal logon ki soch yehi hoti jaa rahi hai
September 22nd, 2006 at 11:54 pm
AT THE TIME OF 1940s————
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Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamare dil mein hai,
Dekhna hai zor kitna bazue katil mein hai.
Karta nahi kyon doosra kuch batcheet,
Dekhta hu main jise wah chup teri mehfil mein hai.
Ai shaheed-e-mulkomillat main tere uppar nisar,
ab teri himmat ka charcha gair ki mehfil mein hai.
Waqt ane de bata denge tujhe ai asma,
hum abhi se kya bataein kya hamare dil mein hai.
Khech kar lai hai sabko katla hone ki umeed,
ashikon ka aaj jamghat kucha-e-katil mein hai.
Dekhna hai zor kitna bazue katil mein hai,
Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamare dil mein hai
AND NOW IN 2006——————————————————
azadi ke suraj ko aaj grahan kyun lag gaya,
yeah gulami ka diya fir se kyun jag gaya,
aaj bathe hum sabhi ban CHUHE, apni bill mein hai,
sarfroshi ki tamnna aaj kiske dil mein hai?????????
ek inquilab ke liye jaan dedi surviro ne ,
aaj arjun mar gaya hai khud apne hi tiro se,
dosti ka nakab oure kayee DUSHMAN hamari mehfil mein hai ,
sarfroshi ki tamnna aaj kiske dil mein hai????
dekh kar FANSI ka fanda tha jhine bhi kampta,
aaj vo is jahan se kyun ho gaye hai lapta’,
thondta hu sochkar ki ve bathe meri mehfil mein hai’
sarfroshi ki tamnna aaj kiske dil mein hai????
ek taraf yeah Raajneta desh ko hai nochte,
ek taraf hum sabhi bas apne baare mein sochte,
is AZAD MULK mein hum vahi karte hai jo hamare DIL mein ha,
sarfroshi ki tamnna aaj kiske dil mein hai????
ghuskhori aur CURRUPTION sabhi ko milta yahaan ashiyaan,
azadi ko hai taraste yeah zameen yeah aasma,
DESH ko TERI zaroorat desh bada mushkil mein hai,
sarfroshi ki tamnna aaj kiske dil mein hai????
woh kehte hai ki —
“ab bhi jiska khoon nahi khola khon nahi woh paani hai-
jo desh ke kaam na aaye woh bekar jawani hai”
lekin unneh kya pata ki aaj ke naujwano ki jaan toh,
kisi GORE MUKHDE ke dil mein hai,
sarfroshi ki tamnna aaj kiske dil mein hai????
———————————————————————————————–ITS LUCKY …..IF U WAMMA BE MY FRIEND THEN JUST MAIL ME lucky_friend_007@yahoo.co.in
August 30th, 2006 at 6:05 pm
Khuda kare humaari dosti aisi ho !
Ki Chot tumhe lage aur dard mujhe ho !
Dil tumhaara dhadke aur dhadkan meri ho !
Naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho
June 28th, 2006 at 9:43 pm
100 bewafai kabul hai 1 wafai ke liye,
100 ansu kabul hai 1 hansi ke liye,
Hum to mohtaz hai aapki dosti ke,
100 dushman kabul hai aapki dosti ke liye
March 1st, 2006 at 12:26 am
Could you kindly suggest some sites where I can downloan kannadaMP3 songs, also some good Kannada Movies. I find very difficult to find DVD or VHS cassettes here in Brampton(Canada)
Thanks,
Bangalore_kumar
February 4th, 2005 at 10:10 am
use jis din se dheka hum hum na rahe,
use jis din se dheka hum hum na rahe ,
who kise aur ke hogaye aur hum kise bhi kaam
ke na rahe.
May 13th, 2004 at 6:53 am
Teri LOVELY EYES ne
mujpe ek EFFECT kiya hai,
ki maine sabko REJECT karke
tujko SELECT kiya hai!
SELECT kiya maine pyar se
Dil nahi todna mera INKAAR se!!
May 13th, 2004 at 6:53 am
Ek Be-wafa ke Zakham Pe Marham Lagane Hum Gaye
Marham ki kasam, Marham na mila,
Marham ki jagah Mar…hum…gaye…..
April 23rd, 2004 at 5:49 pm
Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar Tha
Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi
Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi
Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi
Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein.
April 23rd, 2004 at 5:47 pm
Dukaan-daar ne puucha ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
usne kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
Wo bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
April 15th, 2004 at 5:18 pm
sakathagidae maa
April 8th, 2004 at 5:59 pm
Meri jindagi to ho gayee hai
Ek boring Khel..
Kabse online baitha hoon
Na e-mail aati hai na Fe-male !