Computer Shayari !

Arz kiya hai…..

Code bante hain … Release ka sama hota hai…
Aise mausam mein hi to bugs jawan hota hai …
Dil ki khunnas manager jabaan se nahi kehte …
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai …
(wah wah … wah wah :lol: )

Shayad mere pyar ko
test karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye…

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga…

Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo…
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo..

Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning…
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
jaise 10 errors aur 5 warning..

Kal jab mile thhe
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found!

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I dont like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space.

Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya server down.

Jabse meri zindagi mein,
aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya mailbox, kya e-mail.

Dil se ek ishq ki
application create kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se debug karna
mein wait kar raha hoon.

Nazar mein to kai hain
aur shaayad lonely hain,
Problem yehi hai ki voh
ab read only hain.

Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection
time out ho gaya.

Tere aankon ka nasha mujhe gayal kiya
Tere aankon ka nasha mujhe gayal kiya
Are yaar pi kar drive kyon kiya

30 Comments »

  1. Hemant wrote,

    Kaha koi kitab aisi jispe dil loota dete,
    Har ek Subjct ne dimag chata
    kis-kis ko nipata dete,
    AAre$$$ Yar ……..
    Aaj sylabus dekha to khayal aya’
    10 din aur hote to Univrcity hila dete.

    Comment on 28/8/2010 @ 4:38 pm

  2. kamlendra kumar wrote,

    you are very minded

    Comment on 20/11/2009 @ 12:13 am

  3. Pargat Singh wrote,

    Pyari si morning mein, pyare se mausam mein,
    pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaon mein,
    sabse pyare insaan ko Good Morning!

    Comment on 5/11/2009 @ 3:06 am

  4. Pargat Singh wrote,

    Hum kabhi apno se khafa nahi ho sakte,
    Dosti k riste bevafa ho nahi sakte,
    aap bhale hame bhula k so jao…..
    hum aapko GOOD MORNING kahe bina din saruaat nahi karte.

    Comment on 5/11/2009 @ 3:06 am

  5. Pargat Singh wrote,

    Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
    man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
    najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
    is liye cell ko Dil k paas rakhte hai.

    call:-9914909449

    Comment on 5/11/2009 @ 3:03 am

  6. Pargat Singh wrote,

    Hum tumhi se pyar kerte the,
    tumhi se pyaar kerte hain,
    yahi hamari adat hai aur aadat kab badalti hai.

    Comment on 5/11/2009 @ 3:01 am

  7. Pargat Singh wrote,

    Kisi k “PYAR” ko bhulana na aya hume,
    Kisi k “DIL” ko dukhana n aya hume,
    Kisi ki “YAAD” me tadpna to seekh Liya ! Magar apni YAAD” me kisi ko tadpana na aya hume.

    Comment on 5/11/2009 @ 3:00 am

  8. Pargat Singh wrote,

    Tum se Roj milne ko Dil chahta hai,
    kuch sunane aur sunane ko Dil chahta hai,
    Hai tumhare manane ka andaz aisa ki,
    fir se ruth jane ko Dil chahta hai…

    Comment on 5/11/2009 @ 3:00 am

  9. Pargat Singh wrote,

    Hume Hasne-Hasane ki aadat hai, Nazron se Nazar Milane ki aadat hai,
    Par hamari to nazar unse hai ja mili, Jinhe nazar Zhukake Sharmane ki Aadat hai.

    Comment on 5/11/2009 @ 2:59 am

  10. Dilip wrote,

    SABAS BHAI KAMAL KARTE HO!

    Comment on 30/9/2009 @ 12:55 pm

  11. Ruturajsinh wrote,

    Daulat hai mujkojaan se pyari daulat ke liya
    kurban kar du yari
    sach kaho
    TUMHI TO HO DAULAT HAMARI.

    Comment on 17/8/2009 @ 6:19 pm

  12. sajid wrote,

    apne zindgi to udas hai humein kahan jee ne ki ass hain ,lagta hain ke mouth apne pass hain zindagi phir bi keheti hain ruk ja unki aane ki ass hain

    Comment on 27/6/2009 @ 10:16 pm

  13. nikunj wrote,

    and now in 2009…
    aaj ka londa ye kehta hum to bismill thak gaye..
    apni azadi to bus ab londiya k dil me hai.

    sarfaroshi ki tammana ab hamare dil me hai.
    dekhna he jor kitna baju-e-katil me he.

    Comment on 19/6/2009 @ 2:02 am

  14. meenakshi wrote,

    Gul main Gul Khilte hai Gul ke Patte Jhadte Hai
    Sacche Ashiq to Milte Nahi tum Jaise ullu ke Pathe milte Hain

    Comment on 23/7/2008 @ 6:01 pm

  15. Anonymous wrote,

    Durr se agar kele ka chilka dikhta hai, to paas jaane ki kya zarrurat hai?? Kis tareeke ke shayyir ho tu?

    Comment on 14/12/2007 @ 2:14 am

  16. manjunath wrote,

    you r just great .

    Comment on 17/7/2007 @ 3:01 pm

  17. pande wrote,

    Yes I removed that shayari…

    Comment on 2/6/2007 @ 5:57 pm

  18. zohaib wrote,

    Mat pee sharab………………………….
    ………………………….
    who ever has published the above sher is a great sinner….
    must say he is a fool…
    plz remove it…
    thanx…

    Comment on 2/6/2007 @ 12:44 pm

  19. Anonymous wrote,

    lucky_friend_007@yahoo.co.in
    brother
    really hats off 2 u
    aaj kal logon ki soch yehi hoti jaa rahi hai

    Comment on 4/3/2007 @ 12:39 am

  20. Anonymous wrote,

    AT THE TIME OF 1940s————
    ——————

    Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamare dil mein hai,
    Dekhna hai zor kitna bazue katil mein hai.

    Karta nahi kyon doosra kuch batcheet,
    Dekhta hu main jise wah chup teri mehfil mein hai.

    Ai shaheed-e-mulkomillat main tere uppar nisar,
    ab teri himmat ka charcha gair ki mehfil mein hai.

    Waqt ane de bata denge tujhe ai asma,
    hum abhi se kya bataein kya hamare dil mein hai.

    Khech kar lai hai sabko katla hone ki umeed,
    ashikon ka aaj jamghat kucha-e-katil mein hai.

    Dekhna hai zor kitna bazue katil mein hai,
    Sarfaroshi ki tamanna ab hamare dil mein hai

    AND NOW IN 2006——————————————————

    azadi ke suraj ko aaj grahan kyun lag gaya,
    yeah gulami ka diya fir se kyun jag gaya,
    aaj bathe hum sabhi ban CHUHE, apni bill mein hai,
    sarfroshi ki tamnna aaj kiske dil mein hai?????????

    ek inquilab ke liye jaan dedi surviro ne ,
    aaj arjun mar gaya hai khud apne hi tiro se,
    dosti ka nakab oure kayee DUSHMAN hamari mehfil mein hai ,
    sarfroshi ki tamnna aaj kiske dil mein hai????

    dekh kar FANSI ka fanda tha jhine bhi kampta,
    aaj vo is jahan se kyun ho gaye hai lapta’,
    thondta hu sochkar ki ve bathe meri mehfil mein hai’
    sarfroshi ki tamnna aaj kiske dil mein hai????

    ek taraf yeah Raajneta desh ko hai nochte,
    ek taraf hum sabhi bas apne baare mein sochte,
    is AZAD MULK mein hum vahi karte hai jo hamare DIL mein ha,
    sarfroshi ki tamnna aaj kiske dil mein hai????

    ghuskhori aur CURRUPTION sabhi ko milta yahaan ashiyaan,
    azadi ko hai taraste yeah zameen yeah aasma,
    DESH ko TERI zaroorat desh bada mushkil mein hai,
    sarfroshi ki tamnna aaj kiske dil mein hai????

    woh kehte hai ki —
    “ab bhi jiska khoon nahi khola khon nahi woh paani hai-
    jo desh ke kaam na aaye woh bekar jawani hai”
    lekin unneh kya pata ki aaj ke naujwano ki jaan toh,
    kisi GORE MUKHDE ke dil mein hai,
    sarfroshi ki tamnna aaj kiske dil mein hai????

    ———————————————————————————————–ITS LUCKY …..IF U WAMMA BE MY FRIEND THEN JUST MAIL ME lucky_friend_007@yahoo.co.in

    Comment on 22/9/2006 @ 11:54 pm

  21. pande wrote,

    Khuda kare humaari dosti aisi ho !
    Ki Chot tumhe lage aur dard mujhe ho !
    Dil tumhaara dhadke aur dhadkan meri ho !
    Naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho ;-)

    Comment on 30/8/2006 @ 6:05 pm

  22. sony saddowali wrote,

    100 bewafai kabul hai 1 wafai ke liye,
    100 ansu kabul hai 1 hansi ke liye,
    Hum to mohtaz hai aapki dosti ke,
    100 dushman kabul hai aapki dosti ke liye

    Comment on 28/6/2006 @ 9:43 pm

  23. Bangalore_Kumar wrote,

    Could you kindly suggest some sites where I can downloan kannadaMP3 songs, also some good Kannada Movies. I find very difficult to find DVD or VHS cassettes here in Brampton(Canada)

    Thanks,

    Bangalore_kumar

    Comment on 1/3/2006 @ 12:26 am

  24. shadab wrote,

    use jis din se dheka hum hum na rahe,
    use jis din se dheka hum hum na rahe ,
    who kise aur ke hogaye aur hum kise bhi kaam
    ke na rahe.

    Comment on 4/2/2005 @ 10:10 am

  25. RAHUL wrote,

    Teri LOVELY EYES ne
    mujpe ek EFFECT kiya hai,
    ki maine sabko REJECT karke
    tujko SELECT kiya hai!
    SELECT kiya maine pyar se
    Dil nahi todna mera INKAAR se!!

    Comment on 13/5/2004 @ 6:53 am

  26. RAHUL wrote,

    Ek Be-wafa ke Zakham Pe Marham Lagane Hum Gaye
    Marham ki kasam, Marham na mila,
    Marham ki jagah Mar…hum…gaye…..

    Comment on 13/5/2004 @ 6:53 am

  27. Anonymous wrote,

    Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar Tha
    Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi
    Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi
    Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi
    Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein.

    Comment on 23/4/2004 @ 5:49 pm

  28. Anonymous wrote,

    Dukaan-daar ne puucha ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
    Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
    usne kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
    Wo bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge

    Comment on 23/4/2004 @ 5:47 pm

  29. Anonymous wrote,

    sakathagidae maa

    Comment on 15/4/2004 @ 5:18 pm

  30. Anonymous wrote,

    Meri jindagi to ho gayee hai
    Ek boring Khel..
    Kabse online baitha hoon
    Na e-mail aati hai na Fe-male !

    Comment on 8/4/2004 @ 5:59 pm

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