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- I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
- Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth – a sense of humour.
- If you’re too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.
- Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

- Life is like a grammar lesson. You find the past perfect and the present tense.
- I’m on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
- I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
- What does retired mean? Tired yesterday, tired again today
- Diplomat tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
- Never try to drown your troubles… especially if she can swim.
- Smile, it makes people wonder what you’re thinking.
- Don’t be so open-minded your brains fall out.
- My gf”s a earth sign. I’m an water sign. Together we make mud.

- By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he’s usually wrong.
- If it weren’t for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
- Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn’t have.
- Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
- You don’t stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stopped laughing.
- She is an expert housekeeper: every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.
- Girls are like internet domain names… the ones I like are already taken.
- Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
- My Father is a banker provided by nature.
- Quit smoking! Take air pollution straight.
- Success is relative- the more success, the more relatives

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