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. . . For IT Industry, Some Film titles may be like these

** Network Ke Us Paar

** Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai (more…)

8:30AM: wake up

8:45AM: Tough decision ; To bath or not.
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Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Have a history teacher explain this if they can!
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In the confines of cubicles by artificial light,

Sipping the coffee day n night. (more…)

Bombay is a harbour and not a bay.
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Churchgate has neither church nor gate but a railway station.
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Have you seen recent advertisement of M/S SAINT GOBAIN GLASSES shown on TELEVISIONS?
Then you must have known about 2 Way mirror & is also shown in Hindi Movie ( HUMRAAZ, remember !) (more…)

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him (more…)

A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses
should not throw stones.
GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would
be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.
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A Bihari hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side. (more…)

The Difference Between two most popular(!) marriage types, HERE

Once four MBA students were boozing till late night and didn’t study for the test which was scheduled for the next day. In the morning they thought of a plan . . . (more…)

Programmer to PL:
“This is Impossible. It will involve design change and nobody in our team knows the design of the system. And above that nobody in our company knows the language in which this software has been written. So even if somebody wants to work on it, they can’t. If you ask my personal opinion the company should never take these type of projects.”
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1. when in college !!
–Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaamiyaab ek din…..
2. when giving interview to Multi National Company
–Tu hi re.. Too hi ree. tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn….
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English Perfection !!
Any one who wants to learn how to apply for a job or leave learn from the classic examples below. This is a collection of leave letters and applications. Just have a look at the English skills .
1. An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to
go to my village ! to sell my land along with my wife. Please
sanction me one weekleave
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A letter in HINDI with misplaced fullstop – this is what happens