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This is really funny incident . . .
The mega polis of Mumbai holds many a challenge for the ‘rookie’ who lands here unaware of the hurdles and challenges that he or she might have to face.
A recent incident saw one such hapless victim falling prey to the overenthusiastic nature of Bombay’s local train commuters. Our hero, (more…)

Check this out – Dri Suprabhatam

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble
(Wait till you see the last one)!

FLORENCE NIGHTINGALE
When you rearrange the letters:
FLIT ON CHEERING ANGEL

DILIP VENGSARKAR
When you rearrange the letters:
SPARKLING DRIVE (more…)

A collegian was deeply in love with a foreign girl, whom he wanted to marry but he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to go home and with the aid of a dictionary, wrote a letter of proposal to her.

THIS IS WHAT HE WROTE ……

My Darling

Most worthy of your estimation, after a long consideration and much meditation,
I have a strong inclination to become your relation. (more…)

1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.

2: I’m not really out of the office. I’m just ignoring you.

3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.
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Arz kiya hai…..

Code bante hain … Release ka sama hota hai…
Aise mausam mein hi to bugs jawan hota hai …
Dil ki khunnas manager jabaan se nahi kehte …
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai …
(wah wah … wah wah )
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Below are some questions.
You have to answer them instantly. You can’t take your time and
DON’T LOOK AT THE ANSWERS BEFORE TRYING.

First Question:
Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now
add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another
1000.. Now add 10. What is the total? (more…)

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a
question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: (more…)

1) A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer.

Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question? (more…)

These are actual ads on a matrimony site
Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as
everything is straight from the heart!

Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar
after reading this
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To,
The Principle,
Bela School,
Budhiana
Sir,
Binti eh hai ki ajj kall school vich dill nahin lagda (more…)

Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a
fourth and they start arguing about who’s right.
You are in Kolkata

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Sign on a railway station at Patna:

Aana free, jaana free,
pakde gaye to khana free (more…)

Updated with “Sardar Unlimited”
Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
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You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it’s raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus: (more…)