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A collection of the quotes by Navajoth Singh Sidhu..

SIDHUISM……

  • There is no question of IFs, If my aunt had been a man, she would have been my uncle !

  • Statistics are like bikinis… what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential!
  • Spit on your hands! Take the black flag! And start slitting throats!
  • Wickets are like wives… you never know which way they will turn!
  • He looks like a brooding hen over a China egg!
  • It is very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent on committing suicide!
  • He is as innocent as a freshly laid egg!
  • When you are dining with the demons, you’ve got to have a long spoon!
  • If ‘ifs and buts’ were ‘pots and pants’ there would be no tinkers!
  • The ball went so high it could have got an airhostess on its way down!
  • This team is like bicycles in a cycle stand… one falls and the entire row falls!
  • The scoreboard is running faster than an Indian Taximeter!
  • The batsman is like a three-wheeler. Sucks a lot of fuel, but cannot go beyond 30!
  • The wily fox is back… it is an ill omen when a fox licks the lambs!
  • A big outcry but no outcome!
  • All that comes from a cow is not milk!
  • Just because a rose smells sweet, you do not use it in the soup!


    • ommentators’ mimicry By Vikram Sathaye….
    HERE – The quote collection will be kept on updated with every cricket match wherein Mr. Sidhu is one of the commentators!!

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    This entry was posted on Wednesday, May 19th, 2004 at 7:32 am and is filed under General, Nonstop Nonsense, fun.

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    One Response to “A collection of the quotes by Navajoth Singh Sidhu..”

    1. May 19th, 2004 at 9:47 am

      Anonymous says:

      Nice man

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