Archive for July, 2004
Kaho Na Kyon . . . ?
Kyon chalti hai pawan, Varying pressure zone formation.
Kyon jhoome hai gagan, Because of earth’s revolution.
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Why Men are simple than women ?
Day night, I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
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Sardarji…What went wrong ?
Three Construction workers are working on the 20th floor of a tall building in Bombay. One is a Mallu, the second is a Bengali and the third is a Sardarji. Every day all the three meet in the lunch hall and have their lunch together (more…)
PEARL HARBOR VS TITANIC
A Chinese man went into a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks.
At the counter, he was amazed to see that he was sitting next to the famous Hollywood director, Steven Spielberg.
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Teacher and students . . .
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.
The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?” (more…)
Same for Windows . . .
Recently I received mails from many of my friends out there trying to install Linux and ending up with a mess and finally saying – (more…)
Can u spot the paradox ?
This is one of the greatest paradoxes ever recorded in history….
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