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English Girl
A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week,
company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes
her to have a good trip.
The wife answers : “Thank you honey, what would
you like me to bring for you?”
The husband laughs and says: “An English girl !!!”
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