Archive for April, 2004
Unheard Principles ! ! !
* Kovac’s Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
* Lieberman’s Law:
Everbody lies; but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.
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Psychological Test
It is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her mother ![]()
she met a man whom she did not know. She thought he was amazing,her dream guy, and she fell in love with him but never asked for his number and could not find him after the funeral.
. . . . . .
A few days later the girl killed her sister.
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Software Engineer Life e-Style
Bank Balance
First Week : 10000
Second Week : 1000
Third Week : 100
Fourth week : 10
Conveyance
First Week : Auto (“I can afford it”)
Second Week : Share Auto (“I would like to share. I am selfless!”)
Third Week : Bus (“Public figures should travel by public transport”)
Fourth week : Walk (“Good for health”)
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World bank and UVCE !
Yeh, Great news for UVCE/Bangalore University.
The University Visvesvaraya College of Engineering[UVCE] will receive a Rs 50 crore grant under a World Bank assisted project over a period of five years to transform the college into a center of excellence.
Your age by chocolate…….
Bizarre! you have to try this! This actually works & it is amazing….. (more…)
Indian hell…
A guy dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. (more…)
Recruiting the right people…
Does your Organization have a problem in recruiting the right person for the right chair? If yes, try out this simple experiment. (more…)
Not Ramayana, it’s RAM-ayana !
LAN LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a
PROCESSOR named
DOS-rat. Once he EXCUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM
after which his
queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNS – RAM, LSI-man,
BUG-rat, and
SED-rughana. (more…)
Mandrake Linux 10 – Enjoying Bugs !
After so many troubles in depositing money in HDFC ATMs, finally I got Mandrake Linux 10 (Community release) CDs.Thanks Mejo for that. Have a look.
So wat’s new ? BUGS ![]()
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Narrow-band service from ICE Network !
These days, everyone is going for broadband internet connection.BTW anybody tried Narrow-band internet service.We bangalorians are lucky, I should say.Here we got ICE-Network, which provide Narrow-band internet service @ nearly same price as that of broad-band.
Let me tell you about their service next time.. as we are again using Dialup from past 4 days !
Meantime, just guess
Sanjya’s Nonsense..
Recently I added a new catagary “Sanjya’s Nonsense“.
Who’s this Sanjya anyway?
-My friend, Sanjay Patil, from Haveri.
He has this great ability to flood your mailbox with those mail attachments ![]()
Eventhough, not all entries in this catagary, are sent by him, but he is the inspiration in creating this new catagary.So this is devoted to him ![]()
Warning: Open them @ your own RISK !
I don’t now, whether these belongs him , but in any case.. If you feel anything is Wrong/Bad,IT’s ALL HIS FAULT ! !
Prof. Bihari
N’joi this………..
This is a true incident which happened in a college
A new lecturer was unable to control the class.
The guys were just talking without giving any attention to him. So he wanted to send a guy who was creating most of the problem out. But he did not know how to put it in English.
He went near the guy. Shouted “follow me” .The guy followed him till he went out of the class.
Now the lecturer turned back and again shouted “Don’t follow me” and went inside the class…. (more…)
Driving License…
Bihar Driving License…
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DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM
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Do not soot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licen.
For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.
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