Archive for April, 2004
* Kovac’s Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
* Lieberman’s Law:
Everbody lies; but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.
It is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her mother
she met a man whom she did not know. She thought he was amazing,her dream guy, and she fell in love with him but never asked for his number and could not find him after the funeral.
. . . . . .
A few days later the girl killed her sister.
First Week : 10000
Second Week : 1000
Third Week : 100
Fourth week : 10
First Week : Auto (“I can afford it”)
Second Week : Share Auto (“I would like to share. I am selfless!”)
Third Week : Bus (“Public figures should travel by public transport”)
Fourth week : Walk (“Good for health”)
Yeh, Great news for UVCE/Bangalore University.
The University Visvesvaraya College of Engineering[UVCE] will receive a Rs 50 crore grant under a World Bank assisted project over a period of five years to transform the college into a center of excellence.
Bizarre! you have to try this! This actually works & it is amazing….. (more…)
A guy dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. (more…)
Does your Organization have a problem in recruiting the right person for the right chair? If yes, try out this simple experiment. (more…)
LAN LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a
DOS-rat. Once he EXCUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM
after which his
queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNS – RAM, LSI-man,
These days, everyone is going for broadband internet connection.BTW anybody tried Narrow-band internet service.We bangalorians are lucky, I should say.Here we got ICE-Network, which provide Narrow-band internet service @ nearly same price as that of broad-band.
Let me tell you about their service next time.. as we are again using Dialup from past 4 days !
Meantime, just guess
Recently I added a new catagary “Sanjya’s Nonsense“.
Who’s this Sanjya anyway?
-My friend, Sanjay Patil, from Haveri.
He has this great ability to flood your mailbox with those mail attachments
Eventhough, not all entries in this catagary, are sent by him, but he is the inspiration in creating this new catagary.So this is devoted to him
Warning: Open them @ your own RISK !
I don’t now, whether these belongs him , but in any case.. If you feel anything is Wrong/Bad,IT’s ALL HIS FAULT ! !
This is a true incident which happened in a college
A new lecturer was unable to control the class.
The guys were just talking without giving any attention to him. So he wanted to send a guy who was creating most of the problem out. But he did not know how to put it in English.
He went near the guy. Shouted “follow me” .The guy followed him till he went out of the class.
Now the lecturer turned back and again shouted “Don’t follow me” and went inside the class…. (more…)
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